John-isms

The things that come out of a 3-year-old's mouth are absolutely hilarious and make no sense sometimes. Here are few recent John-isms:
1. Friend of the family: "I brought a poem to share with you John. Do you like poems?"
John: "Sure, but I like pecans and acorns too."
2. Me: "Your great-grandpa loved to play baseball and to watch baseball too."
John: "Yep, and when I was a little boy I used to play baseball too."
3. "Mom, you're hot stuff."
4. In a prayer to bless the food: "...Thank you for my haircut."
5. (I hear this a lot after taking something away from Jacob that is possibly harmful): "Mom, don't do that. You need to stop being mean."
I'll keep you posted with new ones as they arrive.